Sarah’s Reviews > Mr. Perfect > Status Update

That’s hilarious but so cruel 😅😭

“Weird. But then, Leah had always been a couple of french fries short of a Happy Meal. Nothing drastic, just a little … off.”

I’ve never heard that phrase before, I might start using that 😂😂

It is somebody you bitches already know!!! That’s why they let him in!! That’s why they said to be wary!! 🫤

THANK YOUUUU!!! Sometimes it helps to be a bit paranoid!!

Why tf would you even be opening the door after midnight and you’re not expecting anyone???

Like, you just want attention because wtf are you even mad for??

Oh shit

What are you street fighting with this drunkard for??

“Jaine hated wasting a smile,”

This so so real omg