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Sarah
is 88% done
It is somebody you bitches already know!!! That’s why they let him in!! That’s why they said to be wary!! 🫤
— Nov 14, 2025 10:35AM
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Sarah
is 88% done
“Weird. But then, Leah had always been a couple of french fries short of a Happy Meal. Nothing drastic, just a little … off.”
I’ve never heard that phrase before, I might start using that 😂😂
— Nov 14, 2025 10:37AM
I’ve never heard that phrase before, I might start using that 😂😂
Sarah
is 51% done
Why tf would you even be opening the door after midnight and you’re not expecting anyone???
— Nov 13, 2025 07:52PM
Sarah
is 28% done
Like, you just want attention because wtf are you even mad for??
— Nov 13, 2025 08:58AM
