elza’s Reviews > Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him > Status Update
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The punishment for jumping sharks, prehistoric or otherwise, is complete and utter exile from all civilization, banished to a life of wandering meaninglessly through the desert wasteland.
— Nov 13, 2025 03:19PM
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Fuck yesh, stroke that ancient apex predator surgeon cock JAKAJAJAKAJJS
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I recognize that Im hopelessly attracted to this ancient sea creature surgeon
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