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No. Fucking. Way…. A god damn jizz fountain…. I’m. Fucking. Dead!!!! A FUCKING FOUNTAIN!!!!
— Nov 13, 2025 08:30PM
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Ms. Dess
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Tem: An Ouroboros??
Narrator Voice: She was not ready.
The basilisks: form a perfect over–under–over–under chain of mouths and genitals
Women on women. Men on men.
A full 360 degree - Oral on Oral
A living carousel of coochie.
A dick to mouth conveyor belt.
Me, reading this unholy passage:
“THIS IS FUCKING WILD.” I knew this world was unhinged, but this is legit Cirque du Soleil: cunnilingus edition.
— Nov 14, 2025 10:12AM
Narrator Voice: She was not ready.
The basilisks: form a perfect over–under–over–under chain of mouths and genitals
Women on women. Men on men.
A full 360 degree - Oral on Oral
A living carousel of coochie.
A dick to mouth conveyor belt.
Me, reading this unholy passage:
“THIS IS FUCKING WILD.” I knew this world was unhinged, but this is legit Cirque du Soleil: cunnilingus edition.
Ms. Dess
is on page 106 of 512
Tem: “I’m loyal to Cas.”
Apollo: “No one said you weren’t. Chill.”
Tem: “This convo is annoying.”
Apollo: “Your HEART disagrees.”
Tem: panics internally
Apollo: “It speeds up every time you look at me.”
Tem: “Mind your business.”
Apollo: “Hard to, babe. It’s loud.”
Tem: “Then stop listening.”
JFC she's so childish!!!!!!
— Nov 14, 2025 09:32AM
Apollo: “No one said you weren’t. Chill.”
Tem: “This convo is annoying.”
Apollo: “Your HEART disagrees.”
Tem: panics internally
Apollo: “It speeds up every time you look at me.”
Tem: “Mind your business.”
Apollo: “Hard to, babe. It’s loud.”
Tem: “Then stop listening.”
JFC she's so childish!!!!!!
Ms. Dess
is on page 65 of 512
This bitch came while two people were going at it THREE FEET AWAY… and then she looked at Apollo… while THINKING ABOUT THEIR FATHER.
I’m done.
I’m THROUGH.
I have logged OUT of the kingdom.
Not a love triangle.
Not a reverse harem.
This is a family plan.
— Nov 14, 2025 08:38AM
I’m done.
I’m THROUGH.
I have logged OUT of the kingdom.
Not a love triangle.
Not a reverse harem.
This is a family plan.
Ms. Dess
is on page 62 of 512
BRUH… not only does Tem have to watch these two go at it, but Caspen really said she has to cum in front of them WHILE WATCHING to bless the marriage. Like… excuse ME??? This is a whole OSHA violation for the soul. I'm DEADDDDD
— Nov 14, 2025 08:25AM
Ms. Dess
is on page 35 of 512
basilisks fell to their feet before them, having sex right in the middle of their path. It was becoming somewhat of an obstacle; every time it happened, they had to step around.
“What are they doing?” Tem asked after the third couple fucked in front of them.
“They are hoping you will join them.
“What? Why would they want that?”
“Because it would be an honor.”
I’m DEADDDDD🤣🤣🤣
— Nov 13, 2025 08:01PM
“What are they doing?” Tem asked after the third couple fucked in front of them.
“They are hoping you will join them.
“What? Why would they want that?”
“Because it would be an honor.”
I’m DEADDDDD🤣🤣🤣
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Where does one acquire said fountain? Asking for a friend
oh... well for educational purposes.....First, you gotta relocate your entire life into a cave system populated exclusively by basilisks who think orgies are small talk and who greet you with tongue before they greet you with words.
Then you wait for mating season, which is basically their version of Mardi Gras except everyone’s naked and the king’s dad is probably involved somehow.
Once the season officially begins, a designated basilisk will stroll up to the marble basin — majestic, regal, fully hard — and contribue their "essence" into the fountain like it’s his holy civic duty.
This happens multiple times a day, by multiple basilisks, because apparently this culture believes in community contribution and shared resources in ways I was NOT mentally prepared for.
Then you let the fountain do what the fountain does — a.k.a. magically cycle the… ingredients… through some ancient basilisk alchemy until the mixture transforms into a super-potent, sexually charged wine that can get a centuries-old immortal DRUNK. Mind you - acquiring the essence "raw" or direct from the source does NOT deliver the same effect. It must go through the fountain.....
After that, congratulations
You now own a premium aphrodisiac jizz fountian/winery.
Vintage. Artisanal. Ethically sourced (???).
Pairs well with trauma, mating rituals, and Tem (and me) screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” every three pages.
Hope this helps!! 🤣🤣🤣
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