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Xander
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Casey, can i call you casey have i told you that i hate you.
i know this was their debut novel, but GAHHHHHHHHH i love how they write intamacy between characters. I HATE THESE LITTLE QUEERS. i need them to kiss and also fall off a bridge, can someone arrange this?
Alejandro, eres un chico gay triste, y te quiero. Henry, dale un puñetazo a tu hermano o mátalo por ser racista con tu amigo. en realidad, hacer ambos
— Nov 14, 2025 04:18PM
i know this was their debut novel, but GAHHHHHHHHH i love how they write intamacy between characters. I HATE THESE LITTLE QUEERS. i need them to kiss and also fall off a bridge, can someone arrange this?
Alejandro, eres un chico gay triste, y te quiero. Henry, dale un puñetazo a tu hermano o mátalo por ser racista con tu amigo. en realidad, hacer ambos
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Xander
is on page 355 of 448
having watched the movie i already know how the book goes, though some scenes were left out or combined and all that.
but i don't think i was fully ready for the optimism of henry and alex when they go to take to henry's grandmother. Casey obviously wants a happy end for these two and this is how to get it, but i can't help but shake my head at the literal crowd cheering for them
— Nov 15, 2025 02:33PM
but i don't think i was fully ready for the optimism of henry and alex when they go to take to henry's grandmother. Casey obviously wants a happy end for these two and this is how to get it, but i can't help but shake my head at the literal crowd cheering for them
Xander
is on page 341 of 448
just now realizing that Henry's for real nickname is H......wtf???
— Nov 15, 2025 02:00PM
Xander
is on page 333 of 448
completely unrelated to the heartbreaking breakdown of being outed.
Pez, Nora, and June polycule would go so fucking hard and i need to see it actually
— Nov 15, 2025 01:48PM
Pez, Nora, and June polycule would go so fucking hard and i need to see it actually
Xander
is on page 279 of 448
knew the 3rd act communication was coming up cuz i watch the movie when it came out, but i still wanted to vomit, cuz it was so good and well written but i have very violent reactions to poweful scenes
also i love this book, have i said that. these little queers mwah
Casey you are so good at writing little gay people that i rotate in my head, im gonna eat them
— Nov 15, 2025 09:03AM
also i love this book, have i said that. these little queers mwah
Casey you are so good at writing little gay people that i rotate in my head, im gonna eat them
Xander
is on page 237 of 448
this power point is the realest thing ever and i do infact need a real copy that i know exsists in casy's files somewhere
— Nov 14, 2025 04:38PM
Xander
is on page 213 of 448
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eating my knuckle hair and tearing off the keycaps on my laptop
— Nov 14, 2025 07:11AM
eating my knuckle hair and tearing off the keycaps on my laptop
