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i wish there was a universe where i didn’t exist at the same time as this book

i genuinely wonder if the writer copy and pasted the original script into a thesaurus and then published that because why are they talking like it’s 1700s England

they are TOOOO comfy sitting around with each other in public like huh

just came together and the first words he said are deadass “This was a lovely way to start the day, thank you.” you’re a psych professor not english lit RELAX fuck

this is the most unrealistic scene i’ve ever read in a book bc when tf would this ever happen

why is everyone speaking like shakespeare