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Jeff Mach is 70% done

Sure. I've been reading this book for six years and haven't finished it.

...I can't imagine why I don't want to turn those last pages.

— Nov 15, 2025 08:01AM

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Jeff Mach is 50% done

I'm
so
frightened.

— Mar 10, 2025 05:01PM

Jeff Mach is 30% done

AGGGH! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
Grover is begging and begging, but the heartless reader KEEPS TURNING THE PAGE, even though there is a MONSTER at the end of this book!!!!

— Nov 30, 2024 08:08PM

Jeff Mach is on page 12 of 32

This book is a real nail-biter. Grover has been beseeching the reader not to tur the page, but the reader refuses to comply...EVEN THOUGH literally EVERY page gets us closer to the MONSTER at the end of this book.

— Nov 24, 2024 06:59PM

Jeff Mach is on page 12 of 32

— Nov 24, 2024 06:57PM

Jeff Mach is on page 3 of 32

In deep suspense.
Frightened.
What will we do about the Beast at the end of this Tome?

— Nov 23, 2024 09:31PM