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évieane
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why tf did i just read an entire chapter about a potion that apparently makes someone's pubes grow like unending fur and cover an entire room?.... were these authors high?....
— Nov 17, 2025 02:02PM
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sooooo i switched to the audiobook for this while i work...and why is Geraldine voiced like that? 😭😭😭😭
— Nov 21, 2025 06:18AM
évieane
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“I’ll love you ‘til the world is dust”
“I’ll love you even beyond then”
bluelance...my parents 🥹🥹
— Nov 20, 2025 10:36AM
“I’ll love you even beyond then”
bluelance...my parents 🥹🥹
évieane
is on page 688 of 991
At this point I am here only for Orion and Seth's BFF bonding time cause this is HILARIOUS 😭😭😭
Also ngl I am so intrigued by Cal and Seth
— Nov 17, 2025 01:12PM
Also ngl I am so intrigued by Cal and Seth
évieane
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“Because I’m not going to let them take you from me, Blue, even if they come down from the heavens themselves to try and rip you from my arms. I will make the stars my prey if they set you in their sights, and so help me, I will carve every one of them out of their seats in the sky and watch them fall.”
Orion and his huge confessions are the only things keeping me reading this 1000-page long FILLER book
— Nov 12, 2025 12:38AM
Orion and his huge confessions are the only things keeping me reading this 1000-page long FILLER book
évieane
is on page 370 of 991
lmao Orion becoming part of Seth's gossip group against his will is the funniest thing i've ever read 😭😭😭
— Nov 09, 2025 06:45AM
évieane
is on page 297 of 991
if i have to read one more time about these pegasus people and the sparkling rhinestones on their freaking private parts, calling them "vajazzle/dijazzle" i am going TO SCREAM!!!
— Nov 07, 2025 10:08AM
évieane
is on page 218 of 991
“Nice? Am I nice to you, Blue? Or do I kiss you like our tongues are made of fire and ice? Do I fuck you like the world is ending and you’re the goddess of my salvation?”
LANCE ORION WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK ARF
— Nov 06, 2025 03:10PM
LANCE ORION WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK ARF
évieane
is on page 78 of 991
I spoke too soon in my review for the previous book.......we are really getting Lionel's POV.....
— Nov 06, 2025 10:11AM
évieane
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“Goodnight, Lance”
“Goodnight, Blue.”
“Goodnight, roomies,” Seth whispered.
this third-wheeler i am wheezing😭😭💀
— Nov 04, 2025 02:57PM
“Goodnight, Blue.”
“Goodnight, roomies,” Seth whispered.
this third-wheeler i am wheezing😭😭💀
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Geraldine saying "I always knew I would die this way", had me in fits and giggles.
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At this point this series is best to read when you're high, that's when you'll get the most enjoyment 😂😂😂😂
Maria wrote: "Geraldine saying "I always knew I would die this way", had me in fits and giggles."i was in denial that i couldn't even laugh...💀💀💀
i swear they were high for this entire series bc wtf is this and how did it get published
Please tell me this is a joke 😭 cuz no freaking way did this actually get published?! IT DID?! 😶🌫️
every day i find a new reason to never read ts
Alexia wrote: "At this point this series is best to read when you're high, that's when you'll get the most enjoyment 😂😂😂😂"tbh, my bad for not being high while reading this 😭😭😭
rayhanah wrote: "i swear they were high for this entire series bc wtf is this and how did it get published"I have..no idea...
Dawn wrote: "Please tell me this is a joke 😭 cuz no freaking way did this actually get published?! IT DID?! 😶🌫️"trust me..i wish it was a joke too....🥲🥲🥲🥲
??? An entire line would have been too much, an entire chapter?! Why? What’s the thought process when writing this?
aleeza♡ wrote: "every day i find a new reason to never read ts 3"good choice....
cherie ^_-★ wrote: "what 😭😭😭"yeah...i have no idea....😭😭😭
Bea27x wrote: "??? An entire line would have been too much, an entire chapter?! Why? What’s the thought process when writing this?"i am just as curious tbh 😭😭😭
Why an entire chapter? i think I have a new fear
Lmao this review has to be the craziest thing I have read all year
Anna jane wrote: "Why an entire chapter? i think I have a new fear"i don't know....😭😭😭
Locust wrote: "Lmao this review has to be the craziest thing I have read all year"atp i really feel like i am reading something that was written when the authors were high 😭😭😭
