dani’s Reviews > The Build-a-Boyfriend Project > Status Update

i’m stealing the apple pencil. you bitches are too morally upstanding for me.

i should’ve fucking known better! i feel stupid. of course, michael is a piece of shit. why did i think it was even possible that he wasn’t? please quit!

they fucked but now peter is going on a date with another man. just confess your feelings you idiots! what did you think that shit was? no strings? fucking stupid!

i can’t believe michael actually liked it. no, liar revealed? 🤞🏾

why are you doing this!? just quit! quit! i’m so scared for real.

thank you, peter! walking is fun!

eli, are you trying to use transphobia to get out of a blowjob? no is full sentence, babe!

you almost gave me a panic attack!

i’m not feeling it, mr. krabs. i mean, i like peter but i’m kinda surprised that eli likes peter already. i mean to the point that fucking someone else would make him feel guilty anyway.

my favorite dish is? mugs. — peter, my sweet idiot boy!

i’m not excited for the liar reveal. i’m dreading it.