Matt’s Reviews > Ulysses > Status Update
Matt
is 90% done
According to my read time tracking app, I only have 4hrs left to read. This feels unreal at this point.
— Nov 19, 2025 01:38PM
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Matt
is 96% done
Joyce is really throwing in an extra portion of filthy kinks with this final chapter.
— Nov 25, 2025 09:49AM
Matt
is 93% done
New favorite bit was the extensive info about the "rectal complaint relief" in the protagonist's wife's cupboard.
I have now reached the final chapter of the book and it has zero punctuation. Epic.
— Nov 23, 2025 12:46PM
I have now reached the final chapter of the book and it has zero punctuation. Epic.
Matt
is 87% done
When I think Joyce ran out of linguistic ways to fuck with me, he comes up with new obnoxious formatting. lol
The current chapter – possibly the final one? – is literally written like a Q&A. Like reading a filled out test sheet of someone in class answering questions about the story instead of reading the story. Telling before showing to the nth degree. Surely an intentional dig by Joyce in some way. It's crazy. lmao
— Nov 17, 2025 11:41AM
The current chapter – possibly the final one? – is literally written like a Q&A. Like reading a filled out test sheet of someone in class answering questions about the story instead of reading the story. Telling before showing to the nth degree. Surely an intentional dig by Joyce in some way. It's crazy. lmao
Matt
is 77% done
— Nov 05, 2025 10:33AM
I bear no hate to a living thing,
But I love my country beyond the king.
Matt
is 76% done
Holy shit, this chapter felt like it would never end. And possibly the most nonsensical one. I finally made it to the end of that and am in the last section of the book now. Three more chapters. Holy fuck. 😭
— Nov 03, 2025 10:12AM
Matt
is 67% done
I kept complaining about the current chapter going on for too long and making absolutely no sense, but then we ended up with a guy sitting on the protagonist's face with bare ass, farting. I'm back in.
— Oct 19, 2025 02:28PM

