Status Update

Evie is 13% done

please turn your eyes to the man entering the arena right now—Moron Number One. He’s riding a black motorcycle and wearing a…sexy ninja suit. Now he’s taking off his helmet… Putting aside the fact that he has brain damage, Number One really is a rather handsome guy. I wouldn’t mind giving him full marks for this entrance, but I’ll give him ninety out of a hundred because he’s already a ten

I love them so much

— Nov 19, 2025 06:12PM