Bethany’s Reviews > Coffin Moon > Status Update

Mentioning the Maker's penis was ENTIRELY UNECESSARY. Keith Rosson youn are lucky I 1. Am so close to the end that I might as well continue. And 2. That I borrowed this book from the library because otherwise I would have set it on fire.

I know stuff is technically happening but it's all glossed over. This entire story past the 50 page mark is go to location talk to person go to location talk to person while all the interesting shit happens off screen and I'm getting increasingly angry lmao why is there characters named John AND Johan and why is he a pedophile was that really necessary and can we please go to a setting other than a bar im on my knees

I know stuff is happening and all but omg I'm so bored im only halfway through uaaaaaaaaagjklgkhkl

WHAT