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“Unlike you humans, I hold no shame in the length of my cock, nor do I care for hiding it. Do the statues of old gods care to conceal their lengths? No. The carvers felt it important to display them as proudly as their noses or fingers.”

God what a banger line. I’m convinced, I’m going everywhere with my cock out from now on.

God I cannot take this narrator seriously. This dude should be filming shitty YouTube prank videos what is he doing narrating ass eating