Jami Snow’s Reviews > Orphia and Eurydicius > Status Update

She chose to be mauled by Hera’s followers, then thinking she’s a soldier, so that she can create her last epic poetry as she dies

My poor boy, Eurydicius, why does he get Asphodel? Why not Elysium!? Hades is such a dick, but Orphia you should’ve trusted your instincts and kept walking! Also, nature won’t let her die and see Eurydicius, so now she needs to seek a mad goddess to kill her to reunite with Eurydicius (would he even remember her now since her grandma isn’t helping anymore?)

I think I like Hades when he is more girly pop, but I see what the author is doing regarding the theme of controlling men. Now to Eurydicius!

Gaia is a girls girl

It hurts more that Eurydicius died just picking a flower, but I love that he accepted his fate, but I understand Orphia’s grief

Defeated the sirens with her love for Eurydicius and lowkey I loved how she ripped Jason a new one for treating their old friendship like nothing and how he treats women in general. Hi Apollo, leave

Oooooo Medea

Medea, honey, watch out for Jason. Also, Jason did you actually like Eurydicius when you fucked him or are you that big of a douche that you wanted to rub it into Orphia’s face? Don’t disrespect her hubbie!

Orphia proposed! And Eurydicius said yes!!!!!