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Kelly Baumgarth is 84% done

As much as I hate the gift of Sight, let’s throw an Oracle on that list too

— Nov 23, 2025 02:29PM

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Kelly Baumgarth is on page 646 of 672

I’m sorry but I’m still gonna call him Kingfisher

— Nov 24, 2025 11:40AM

Kelly Baumgarth is on page 293 of 672

“Wait. So your queen, the same queen who’s been depriving you of water and starving and murdering the people of your ward for generations, draws some picture and tells you your sister’s dead, and you believed her?” I turned away from the boy; he was too stupid to deal with directly

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Nov 21, 2025 11:22AM

Kelly Baumgarth is on page 290 of 672

Like the fine sand that constantly battered the city’s walls, Carrion Swift WAS slowly wearing me down.

YESSS the duo we all needed 👏🏻

— Nov 21, 2025 11:20AM

Kelly Baumgarth is 34% done

“Shut up Carrion, the adults are about to make a bargain” ☠️

— Nov 20, 2025 03:30PM

Kelly Baumgarth is on page 25 of 672

“Most couples flirted by making eyes at each other or complimenting each other’s outfits. We did it by discussing how best to murder our enemies” 🫠🫠🫠

— Nov 18, 2025 06:47PM