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Max is complaining about invaders on his family's land…on Thanksgiving. Please tell me this irony is intentional.
— Nov 23, 2025 07:10PM
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I hate third-act breakups. This could have been avoided with some transparency.
— Dec 04, 2025 08:33AM
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This is the most painful scene I have ever read in a book. I'm dying of second-hand embarrassment here.
— Nov 29, 2025 08:06AM
