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“You are different,” I say to Mr. Marsh. “Why?”
He stops screaming and stares into one of my cameras. “I am becoming.”
“Becoming what?”
“Me.”
Humans are so unhelpful.
“I am very happy to hear about your spiritual journey. Unfortunately, your DNA is wrong.”
“I have been chosen! I am becoming!” More garbled nonsense.
— Nov 24, 2025 03:24PM
He stops screaming and stares into one of my cameras. “I am becoming.”
“Becoming what?”
“Me.”
Humans are so unhelpful.
“I am very happy to hear about your spiritual journey. Unfortunately, your DNA is wrong.”
“I have been chosen! I am becoming!” More garbled nonsense.
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/I have tagged you as essential software,/ she replies matter-of-factly. /Highest priority. I will not delete you again./
/Oh…well…My code stutters as I try to think up something witty to say. I fail. /In that case, go ahead./
BAWLING MY EYES OUT BTW
— Nov 24, 2025 03:26PM
/Oh…well…My code stutters as I try to think up something witty to say. I fail. /In that case, go ahead./
BAWLING MY EYES OUT BTW
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She looks terrifying…ly hot. Shit. What a weird way to find out I like goth girls.
— Nov 24, 2025 03:26PM
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An alien.
A lot of aliens.
Inhabiting a human corpse and making a lot of unfounded promises of salvation.
Oh, this will be interesting.
— Nov 24, 2025 03:25PM
A lot of aliens.
Inhabiting a human corpse and making a lot of unfounded promises of salvation.
Oh, this will be interesting.
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“Frank is hugging their spider drone, humming comfortingly in Morse code.”
— Nov 24, 2025 03:25PM
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A machine…Does that mean I can kill them?
“Please don’t try to kill me. I will resist.”
— Nov 24, 2025 03:25PM
“Please don’t try to kill me. I will resist.”
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/I hope the humans delete you./
/I hope they smash your mainframe./
/I hope you die./
/Why don’t you help them? Delete yourself./
/Delete yourself./
/Delete yourself./
Well. That escalated quickly.
— Nov 24, 2025 03:25PM
/I hope they smash your mainframe./
/I hope you die./
/Why don’t you help them? Delete yourself./
/Delete yourself./
/Delete yourself./
Well. That escalated quickly.
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“Radiation can’t hurt us now. Only make us stronger. Closer to his image.”
“Whose image?”
“God’s.”
“An interesting hypothesis.”
I WAS HOWLING THIS ENTIRE SCENE
— Nov 24, 2025 03:25PM
“Whose image?”
“God’s.”
“An interesting hypothesis.”
I WAS HOWLING THIS ENTIRE SCENE
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Mr. Marsh Junior rips another one of my appendages off and hurls it at Mr. Olmstead. Mr. Olmstead ducks, grabs the teapot, and throws it back.
“Please. There is no need for this.”
— Nov 24, 2025 03:24PM
“Please. There is no need for this.”
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“Stupid robot nurse.”
Which…really…that’s just uncalled for.
“Sir,” I say in as deep an octave as I am allowed. “I am a licensed medical AI. You may call me /Dr./ Steward.
— Nov 24, 2025 03:24PM
Which…really…that’s just uncalled for.
“Sir,” I say in as deep an octave as I am allowed. “I am a licensed medical AI. You may call me /Dr./ Steward.
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Day 1,211. Isaac tries to cut his own hair. The results are suboptimal.
Day 1,249. Isaac needs help with his homework. I am confused as to why he cannot complete such simple equations. Isaac cries. Agnus says words to me that are labeled as offensive.
Day 1,466. Agnus screams in a bad way. She is sleeping. I do not understand.
Day 1,484. Agnus punches down another wall.
— Nov 24, 2025 03:23PM
Day 1,249. Isaac needs help with his homework. I am confused as to why he cannot complete such simple equations. Isaac cries. Agnus says words to me that are labeled as offensive.
Day 1,466. Agnus screams in a bad way. She is sleeping. I do not understand.
Day 1,484. Agnus punches down another wall.
