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I wish people talked like this IRL
"But you said this house wasn't haunted," Greta said.
"It's not," Sabine said. "He just wants to hang out and watch movies. He doesn't know he's dead. To get rid of him, I'm supposed to say, 'Dave, go away,' three times."
"Is anyone under your bed, Greta?" Nicole asked.
"Only the smell of honey," Greta said. "Which is its own sort of ghost."
— Nov 25, 2025 11:42AM
"But you said this house wasn't haunted," Greta said.
"It's not," Sabine said. "He just wants to hang out and watch movies. He doesn't know he's dead. To get rid of him, I'm supposed to say, 'Dave, go away,' three times."
"Is anyone under your bed, Greta?" Nicole asked.
"Only the smell of honey," Greta said. "Which is its own sort of ghost."
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