Mads’s Reviews > Bride > Status Update

Wow there has been so much sex since the last update, way more sex than I thought there would be 😳😳😳

“We step out of the dining room just as Koen calls John a fuckwaffle.”

New insult unlocked, and it made me giggle when I read it.

Damn that scene in the aeroplane was pretty steamy!

The way this book is written has so many references to millennial humour and pop culture, which I’m not mad about!! Definitely devouring this book!!

“I’ve never been much for jewellery, but maybe I’ll keep it when I find Serena and this is over. Or buy one of those mood rings that think Vampyres are always sad because our body temperature is low.”

That’s actually really funny to think about XD

“A facialist smacks my cheeks with relish.”

Tomato relish or pickle relish?