Swaye’s Reviews > This Inevitable Ruin > Status Update

"This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. Weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card. Says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds."

LMFAO