Diana’s Reviews > Mountain Grump > Status Update

“And then there’s this idiot,” Ethan grumbles, then crouches down beside me.
“What’re you…”
Ethan stands. And hurls a snowball.
“Ethan!”
Twenty feet away, the sphere thuds against the center of a man’s back, causing him to shift forward a step.
Rocky slowly turns around, with something that looks like a brownie raised halfway to his mouth.
He glares at Ethan.”
Ethan bullying Rocky ajahahahaha

“Ethan slides a hand under my cape and grips my side. “I can’t wait to suffocate myself under your skirts tonight.”
“Ethan,” I hiss.
“You’re a pig,” Sandra groans as she steps up on his other side.”
Sister should never overhear things like that 😂

“He promised that I looked perfect in my yellow dress, but said that he wanted to see me in the bridal gown of my choosing.
I, of course, cried on the sidewalk in front of the store.
He panicked.
I told him I loved him.
He calmed down.”
Ethan in a nutshell

Oh for the love of Christ.. DOES SHE OWN OTHER CLOTHES BESIDES DRESSES?

LMAOOOOO FISHEEER AHAHHAHAA

It does not feel like I’m reading about a guy who is 39 and a chick who is 30.. feels like I’m reading some 25-27s.. also the whole good boy thing.. “accidental sub” for a dude is not my thing for sure

Yeah.. I’m not sure if I’m into that kind of a dynamic

Oh geeez.. WHY IS HE SO LITERAL 😂😂😂

“Makes sense.” I accept the towel. But Ethan continues to stand there, completely nude, watching me. “Please turn around.”
His jaw works like he might argue. But thankfully he just huffs. “Stay there.” Then he walks out the door.
Completely nude.”
Yeah… Ethan has some very “interesting” tendencies

“And down.
And…
I sit all the way up.
Is that a piercing?”
OH SHIT.. yeah girl, you got a jackpot 😂