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"Probably good that you're stuck in me for a while, then."

"Why is that?" he asks warily.

"So you'll have plenty of time to catch your breath," I answer. "Because the second that thing goes down, you'd better run for your motherfucking life."

"Does that thing grow?" I ask warily.

"My knot? Of course," he answers. "It'll swell up once it's inside you."

"It'll do what now?"

😭

"Good boy. Just relax and enjoy it."

"Good boy?" I echo. "Is that dirty talk to werewolves or something?"

"Or something," he says with a smug smile that makes my cock throb.


I must be a werewolf then bc that is also how to get me to do anything you want 😭

"Easy," he says, and that's the six-hundred dollar square in “things you'd say to a horse and also a lover."

lmao

"Great," I mutter. "Just what I've always wanted. A magical, lube-dispensing asshole to turn alphas on."

😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Fucking hell, maybe I am a little bit gay. Like... one percent. Maybe one and a half. He spreads my cheeks and his tongue slides up my crack and it immediately skyrockets to five percent.”

LMFAOOOOO 😭👀💀

“but when in Rome... It's Rome that was hella gay, right?”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

“With a bizarre combo of lust and horror, I realize it feels like this motherfucker's packing a twelve-inch cock.” 👀

“Ugh, fuck this heat shit with a rusty dildo.” 😭

"Cramps?" Brad's expression falls. "You tellin' me I've got my fuckin' werewolf period or something?"

😭