Callum’s Reviews > Empress Theresa > Status Update

Chapter 6: Finally an explanation of how she survived the fall and a tenuous reason for being allowed a bag of bottles on the fighter plane. This book makes very little sense, has extreme pacing issues, but there are some lines in this which are unintentional comedy gold.

Chapter 5:
There are many flaws. Some of them are so bad it’s funny, but two flaws that stand out beyond anything else are poor dialogue and an almost complete lack of editing.

Chapter 4
The most blatant Christian propaganda yet. She jumps from a jet 50,000ft in the air and belly flops the ocean, but survives thanks to some coke bottles that make her buoyant? Of all her speeches of heaven, I feel Theresa may be a devil, deluding herself of the reality.

Why did the villains choose a nuke to execute her? - like there were so many easier options.

Our favourite empress is back.
I am so glad that I can speed read.

So she got married after a month? - This book doesn't really do anything to embed it's themes or anything that it has to say. The author just says it and expects people to agree, or think that it makes logical sense within the narrative.
I think Theresa is just the authors stock placement of his ideal woman, which feels very odd to read

Not good so far - it seems like the author is trying to get back at a less than stellar childhood through Theresa. Sometimes it is double spaced and sometimes not, making for a really awkward reading experience

This is going to take a while...