jessa ☘︎’s Reviews > Magnolia Parks: The Long Way Home > Status Update

‘“He is the most dangerous man in England. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.”
I shake my head at him, jaw tight. “Not with her he can’t.” “
Beej—” He holds me by the shoulders. “I need you to listen to me and get this through your fucking head: He. Could. Kill. You.”’
so ridiculous fhdhdj & im eating it up

‘“You were so brown. You know how I get when you’re brown—”
“I do.” I nod, blushing.’
uh💀 i get what he’s saying but 💀💀💀

‘“Me and Jordan were in a pawn shop the other day,” I tell her.
She gives me a look. “Awful. Why?”
“P-a-w-n not p-o-r-n.” Her face doesn’t change and I try not to laugh.
“Still why?”’
💀 girly has clearly never experienced the magical wonders and thrill of a therapeutic thrifting session

yeowch december 3rd💔 (but i love an appropriately timed read…feels like destiny🌌)

‘“WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT YOUR JEANS ARE FROM H&M FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.”’ oh how i missed u my eccentric ridiculous over-the-top insufferable magnolia 💞