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Joycee
is 34% done
I’m genuinely beginning to like liking her. Liking her leads to trusting her. And trusting her leads to her betraying me. And her betraying me leads to me being publicly single, and then my mother or my aunt or my grandmother or my father’s assistant’s mailman’s financial advisor will know THE perfect woman who would fit into my world as though she was born there.
— Nov 30, 2025 06:51AM
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Joycee
is 95% done
He loves me too much to tell me with words that have lost all meaning to him.
— Dec 02, 2025 07:02PM
Joycee
is 94% done
Of course that was Hayes’s grand gesture! How did I not see that coming?
Well, not until the beginning of the last chapter, that is. 😃
— Dec 02, 2025 07:00PM
Well, not until the beginning of the last chapter, that is. 😃
Joycee
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I’d hoped this job would be an opportunity but I fear I’ve actually put you into an obligation instead.
— Dec 02, 2025 06:59PM
Joycee
is 84% done
When you stigmatize something, that makes it worse than it is all on its own.
— Dec 02, 2025 06:53PM
Joycee
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Breathe, Begonia. They run out of toilet paper at inopportune times in their bathrooms, too. They’re regular people too.
— Dec 02, 2025 06:51PM
Joycee
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Hayes Rutherford, grump supreme, hater of people. Even bigger hater of peopling with people.
— Dec 02, 2025 06:48PM
Joycee
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“If Francoise has any seaweed in the kitchen, I could do it for you. I have good clay for masks.”
Keisha’s face goes three shades past horrified. “Suggesting DIY spa days in these parts of the social ecosphere is like asking me if I know who Elvis Presley is. You don’t ask because you just know the answer.”
— Dec 01, 2025 07:58PM
Keisha’s face goes three shades past horrified. “Suggesting DIY spa days in these parts of the social ecosphere is like asking me if I know who Elvis Presley is. You don’t ask because you just know the answer.”
Joycee
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Hayes: You’re 32 and you still believe in magic?
Begonia: I believe in *making* magic.
— Nov 30, 2025 07:02PM
Begonia: I believe in *making* magic.
Joycee
is 60% done
… so he doesn’t have to go through all this ridiculous press and publicity with being the last eligible billionaire on the planet. Which he’s not, for the record. There are three single WOMEN billionaires who are in their 30’s and 40’s. And is anyone talking about them?! No! F#cking two-faced tw@ts!
— Nov 30, 2025 07:01PM
