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alison
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i’m remembering why i dnfed this in 6th grade. movie bella is so tame in comparison 😭 also jacob is so sweet at this point too bad he has that dog in him…
— Dec 01, 2025 09:05AM
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alison
is on page 332 of 563
ok i paused my haterism for long enough. jacob you are going to werewolf hell
— Dec 03, 2025 08:49PM
alison
is on page 284 of 563
ok i’m not gonna say that edward is healthy for bella bc she is literally severely mentally ill rn (although she would feel better if he was there so that’s kind of a point towards him i guess idek this is just a book it’s ok) but also her internal monologue is emphasizing how team jacob isn’t even a thing. in this essay i will
— Dec 02, 2025 07:54AM
