aphrodite’s Reviews > Empire of the Dawn > Status Update

“Thou art a man also, de Leon. As mortal as the rest of them.

Im no man, bastard. Im a lion.”

and yes, kristoff’s corny ass lines DO work on me

“Some loss is too bitter to swallow, Historian. Some hurts run so deep they can never be mended. Grim Father Time does not give. He only takes. And from my brother?

He had taken everything.”

I hate this stupid author and his stupid books and his stupid characters for making me so invested and heartbroken

“A waste of fucking skin who’ll say anything and fuck anyone do long as it get him back to his real daughter”

I have no one to talk to about this

jesus christ this miscommunication is killing me I want to strangle everyone through the page

jason jonathan james jay mfing kristoff if you kill dior lachance it will be the last word you ever right goddamnit

right because why tf would you need to do that? hmm

hey chat, quick temperature check on the cult leading vampire nun child

something’s telling me she’s not to be trusted

getting her rocks off only to rob him… yeah I love phoebe

I hate to praise a man but I fear he writes the best sex scenes IM SORRY

I just know me (a lesbian) and jay kristoff’s (a married man) banter would be unstoppable and deeply sexually charged