Joanna C.’s Reviews > The Iliad > Status Update
Joanna C.
is on page 368 of 614
I think knowing the next book was “Agamemnon’s Day of Glory” gave me a mental block for 2 weeks bc who wants to read that.
Also no way Nestor just made me read 5 full pages of him gloating about how great he was back in the day. Glory is obviously the most important thing to y’all so Achilles sweetie take your time being a self-absorbed petty king it’s what they all do. If you can’t be better be worse <3
— Dec 03, 2025 09:41PM
Also no way Nestor just made me read 5 full pages of him gloating about how great he was back in the day. Glory is obviously the most important thing to y’all so Achilles sweetie take your time being a self-absorbed petty king it’s what they all do. If you can’t be better be worse <3
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Joanna C.
is on page 250 of 614
a completely accurate summary of the first 8 books of the Iliad:
agamemnon: f u
achilles: f u harder
ships for dayssss
nestor: oh that I were young & strong! f these weak ass kids
we're going to have a fight to the death! *one of them leaves, no one dies*
we're going to have a fight to the death! oh wait nvm it's bedtime
literally everyone incl his family: paris that f-ing loser I wish he'd DROWNED
lots of people die
— Nov 15, 2025 10:38PM
agamemnon: f u
achilles: f u harder
ships for dayssss
nestor: oh that I were young & strong! f these weak ass kids
we're going to have a fight to the death! *one of them leaves, no one dies*
we're going to have a fight to the death! oh wait nvm it's bedtime
literally everyone incl his family: paris that f-ing loser I wish he'd DROWNED
lots of people die
Joanna C.
is on page 144 of 614
gotta respect the commitment to absolutely no paraphrasing
— Nov 14, 2025 11:36PM
