alex (existential crisis™️)’s Reviews > I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com > Status Update
alex (existential crisis™️)
is 35% done
“i don’t care if it’s the result of meddlesome aliens; from this moment on, where you walk, i follow.”
someone sedate me real quick
— Dec 04, 2025 07:00AM
someone sedate me real quick
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alex (existential crisis™️)’s Previous Updates
alex (existential crisis™️)
is 31% done
i’m not even half way in and i’m getting a 3some??? whooptyfuckindo
— Dec 03, 2025 12:50PM
alex (existential crisis™️)
is 23% done
“you say you made this planet with the ease of humans in mind yet i walked around this stupid planet for miles. where’s the damn grocery store? hmm? tell me intern?? where’s target??”
i LAUGHED
— Dec 03, 2025 12:12PM
i LAUGHED
