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Bryan Woerner
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Also sentences like these:
2. "Copulation usually follows the acceptance of the food offering" the professor went on. (or said the robot pimp disdainfully)
3. Obviously the owl porn in the other room was the bigger attraction in this time slot.
— Dec 05, 2025 06:58AM
2. "Copulation usually follows the acceptance of the food offering" the professor went on. (or said the robot pimp disdainfully)
3. Obviously the owl porn in the other room was the bigger attraction in this time slot.
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Bryan Woerner
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A true cozy mystery, complete with owl puns, and dumb sentences like this
1. "HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!" rang out again. "No, no, no! That's completely wrong. It's HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!!"
— Dec 08, 2025 11:10AM
1. "HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!" rang out again. "No, no, no! That's completely wrong. It's HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!!"
Bryan Woerner
is on page 201 of 292
The mystery in coming together - nitroglycerin spray (medication), off brand Viagra, mushroom allergy? What could have killed the victim?
Also there is a mention of brumation, for no real reason. I know what that is because I have a pet reptile. I'm also not the only one who has worked in retail/service industry that hates the Christmas store music playing on repeat to a point where you know what song comes up next
— Dec 08, 2025 11:08AM
Also there is a mention of brumation, for no real reason. I know what that is because I have a pet reptile. I'm also not the only one who has worked in retail/service industry that hates the Christmas store music playing on repeat to a point where you know what song comes up next
Bryan Woerner
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As a surprise owl themed cozy Christmas mystery to the other owl themed cozy Christmas mystery I am ready, this does not disappoint in the first three chapters. It has all the coziness and mystery of the genre so far. Plus sentences like this:
1. "HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!" rang out again. "No, no, no! That's completely wrong. It's HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!!"
— Dec 05, 2025 07:03AM
1. "HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!" rang out again. "No, no, no! That's completely wrong. It's HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!!"
Bryan Woerner
is on page 29 of 292
And these:
4. I answered several attendees' questions about the weather, put in a request to the hotel staff for more coffee, and apologized for the third or fourth time, for the program book's unfortunate misspelling of Dr. Chawlibog Fijalkowski-Bartosiewicz's name.
5. Could you call it "resting bitch face" when a man was wearing it? The phenomenon needed a gender-neutral term.
— Dec 05, 2025 06:58AM
4. I answered several attendees' questions about the weather, put in a request to the hotel staff for more coffee, and apologized for the third or fourth time, for the program book's unfortunate misspelling of Dr. Chawlibog Fijalkowski-Bartosiewicz's name.
5. Could you call it "resting bitch face" when a man was wearing it? The phenomenon needed a gender-neutral term.
Bryan Woerner
is on page 29 of 292
As a surprise owl themed cozy Christmas mystery to the other owl themed cozy Christmas mystery I am reading, this has not disappointed me at all in the first three chapters so far. It has the coziness and the mystery. Plus sentences like this:
1. "HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!" rang out again. "No, no, no! That's completely wrong. It's HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!!"
— Dec 05, 2025 06:58AM
1. "HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!" rang out again. "No, no, no! That's completely wrong. It's HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!...HOO! Woo-hoo HOO!!"
