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She says ‘sweet nine pound baby Jesus’ so what do I do? Google the birth weight of Jesus, of course 😂. There is no actual recording of his birth weight I guess. Which kind of makes sense now that I really think about it🤷‍♀️. Now I wonder when birth weights started being recorded 🤦🏼‍♀️ Can’t decide if I should feel stupid for googling this or not.