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“I was hoping that something here would bring it out. And now I feel like… Like I’m starting to come back to life. Like I’m a plant and someone finally remembered to water me.“
— Dec 06, 2025 03:04PM
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“Seems like a waste to never have sex with the person who pulled you from the mouth of a shark.”
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I love ingredients because they have memories. Stories, histories, personalities.
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“This is what I get for assuming all women in safari hats can be trusted.”
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“There’s something so admirable about his directness. I like you. Stay in my life. It’s perfectly simple, when he says it like that.”
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“I don’t think this vending machine sells artisanal fair-trade lube for delicate Parisian buttholes, Kit.”
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“Come on. Deep, indulgent, immortalized in a million Renaissance paintings, made to be poured between ass cheeks at a bacchanal You’re a red.”
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“You look like they shoot you out of a cannon at a circus for gay people.”
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“And now here we are, halfway to Rome in a half-rusted farm truck with the Italian ghost of my dead mother, who seems to only know two words of English, ‘hello’ and ‘cow.’”
— Sep 01, 2024 04:21PM
