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Andrew Kurt
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Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
“Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
— Dec 06, 2025 03:27PM
“Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
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Andrew Kurt
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“Ibellius, you’re henpecking him without having the decency to marry him first”
— Nov 29, 2025 11:45AM
Andrew Kurt
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For a few long minutes, he crouched on his knees, clutching a wooden bucket as devoutly as any man had ever prayed over an altar. “Jean, next time I conceive a plan like this, consider planting a hatchet in my skull”
“ I’d rather not dull my nice sharp blades against a skull as thick as yours”
— Nov 24, 2025 03:23PM
“ I’d rather not dull my nice sharp blades against a skull as thick as yours”
Andrew Kurt
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“I’ll kill him!” Said Bug, “Get me poison quarrels and an alley piece and I’ll drill him between the eyes!”
“Bug,” said Locke. “That makes leaping off a temple roof sound reasonable by comparison”
— Nov 21, 2025 02:27PM
“Bug,” said Locke. “That makes leaping off a temple roof sound reasonable by comparison”
Andrew Kurt
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“ I have to pay extra because your ass and your brain switched places at birth?”
— Nov 20, 2025 09:23AM
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“You can’t help being young, but it’s past time you stopped being stupid!”
— Nov 18, 2025 06:54PM
Andrew Kurt
is starting
As I hear new quotes that are literary genius I will add them.
“Suppose I’m willing to spend about 3 coppers and a bowl of piss for a mystery boy, but you’ll still need to convince me of the bowl of piss”
— Nov 16, 2025 01:50PM
“Suppose I’m willing to spend about 3 coppers and a bowl of piss for a mystery boy, but you’ll still need to convince me of the bowl of piss”
Andrew Kurt
is starting
Apparently, I started this book 2 years ago and never finished, so I’m restarting it now
— Nov 16, 2025 09:35AM
