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Moon Captain
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Jesus Christ this is a slog. Absolute amateur hour. I feel like I'm looking at the matrix instead of what the matrix is supposed to display to me. I've learned to recognize this as the mark of poor writing. Maximum respect though to the author for getting rich as hell off this book
— Dec 07, 2025 12:15PM
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Moon Captain
is on page 98 of 346
Dude seriously why doesn't he just kill Lestat??? This is some serious narcissistic abuse white trash drama shit and it makes no sense because Louis is rich as fuck he can literally just leave. He can just leave!!!!!! I hate this.
— Dec 07, 2025 10:20PM
Moon Captain
is on page 91 of 346
Really not enjoying the pedophilia here. I mean, I'm really not enjoying anything about this book, but this is... A lot. Lestat is the fucking worst and Louie is just like, weak, and trapped in this domestic abuse type situation by Lestat. I hate these dudes. Like what the fuck even is this book? What is a person supposed to enjoy about this?
— Dec 07, 2025 10:14PM
Moon Captain
is on page 20 of 346
Man this book sucks (hah) so far. I have so many questions. Like why is "the boy" who is recording the interview so fucking sweaty??? Is it because they turned on the light bulb? People don't remember this but back in the 20th century light bulbs were made of a hot piece of metal inside a glass globe, and they generated a lot of heat. They made a big show of Louis wanting the lights on in the room, so maybe ?..
— Dec 07, 2025 11:21AM
