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like. im sorry. the literal Whole Point of p&p is that they Dont meet cute. im sure Something will happen to make it negative but like, come ON. if you wanna adapt it SO LAZILY (junejane lillywithtwoL'slizziemariannemaryolivialydiakatkit let alone will charlie caroline) you HAVE to follow the plot better. this isjust soooooo anoying

— Dec 08, 2025 06:38PM

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lxz is on page 242 of 245

of course it gave jane an ed. cant wait for deus ex mary-na.

— Dec 08, 2025 06:59PM

lxz is on page 239 of 245

oh and mr bennet is the asshole awesome man great book (formally updating page number bc im clearly not gonna actually read this)

— Dec 08, 2025 06:54PM

lxz is on page 31 of 245

oh he isnt even that close to his sister wow great cool

— Dec 08, 2025 06:51PM

lxz is on page 31 of 245

skippin to the end and seeing the fucking mom gets pov chapters. christ alive everyone hates mrs bennet and kris jenner wtf are we doing giving her pov chaps??????????????????????????????????????????????????

— Dec 08, 2025 06:49PM

lxz is on page 31 of 245

*guy who hates instalove voice* oh cool their kissing already. awesome.

— Dec 08, 2025 06:44PM

lxz is on page 23 of 245

oh good so darcy is a fresh out of the hospital nobody and the bennets are the notorious ones. like. okay.

— Dec 08, 2025 06:16PM

lxz is on page 21 of 245

1) hating parties is hashtag valid
2) for the sake of the book ignoring that they said their freshman year of college was FIFTEEN YEARS AGO making them MID 30s because that is ANNOUING TO ME

— Dec 08, 2025 06:14PM

lxz is on page 19 of 245

ANOTHER DUAL FUCKING POV CHRIST ALIVE i just dont think a fucking PRIDE AND PREJUDICE ADAPTATION should be like "and dont worry :P heres whta darcys thinking the whole time!"

— Dec 08, 2025 06:12PM