AKB’s Reviews > Between Two Kings > Status Update
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is 75% done
Ugh. I swear this book is growing. 500 pages in, so I’m committed now. Why so looooong?!?
— Dec 08, 2025 09:24PM
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AKB
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It’s like watching a raccoon rummage through a dumpster. You can’t look away, no matter how bad it stinks.
— Dec 05, 2025 10:47PM
AKB
is 9% done
Lindsay Straube should donate her brain to science. An “essence” fountain? What will she think of next?!? I’m not even shocked anymore.
— Dec 01, 2025 01:37AM
