AKB’s Reviews > Between Two Kings > Status Update

Ugh. I swear this book is growing. 500 pages in, so I’m committed now. Why so looooong?!?

It’s like watching a raccoon rummage through a dumpster. You can’t look away, no matter how bad it stinks.

Apollo is a total PacMan in the Ouroboros. Gross.

Lindsay Straube should donate her brain to science. An “essence” fountain? What will she think of next?!? I’m not even shocked anymore.