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Them fucking at an IKEA store and forcing him to look himself in the mirror while giving himself compliments is sending me
— Dec 09, 2025 06:18AM
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jakes v is on page 486 of 534
NOOOOO NOT NAOMI
SHE WAS INNOCENT
— Dec 09, 2025 06:44AM
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jakes v is on page 480 of 534
I KNEW he wasn’t dead
— Dec 09, 2025 06:37AM
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jakes v
jakes v is on page 397 of 534
Ain’t no way he’s dead - so easy?
— Dec 08, 2025 08:11PM
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jakes v
jakes v is on page 265 of 534
VOX’S POV -
I. AM. W E T
— Dec 08, 2025 07:43AM
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jakes v
jakes v is on page 259 of 534
I legit do not want this book to end
— Dec 07, 2025 03:48AM
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jakes v is on page 195 of 534
I’m wet
— Dec 07, 2025 12:02AM
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jakes v
jakes v is on page 159 of 534
BY FAR - MY FAVORITE CHAPTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDAMN
— Dec 06, 2025 09:54PM
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jakes v is on page 152 of 534
Not the breakup text
— Dec 06, 2025 09:40PM
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jakes v
jakes v is on page 130 of 534
When I tell you all, that Cal is my new obsession.
The man literally has cameras in ginger snap’s house -
— Dec 05, 2025 06:38PM
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jakes v
jakes v is on page 92 of 534
I - I am completely absorbed
— Dec 05, 2025 08:22AM
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