Status Update

Em is 14% done

"Do you feel pressure to outperform Shane Hollander this first season?" the interviewer asked.
"Who?"

i just know a tiktok edit w this soundbite would have done numbers in that universe

— Dec 09, 2025 09:50PM

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Em’s Previous Updates

Em is 75% done

— Dec 12, 2025 02:19PM

Em is 50% done

would give my life for rose landry

— Dec 11, 2025 06:27PM

Em is 40% done

ilya asking shane to stay and making him a sandwich and stocking the fridge w the soda he likes. and then immediately telling him about the woman he's been hooking up with. that's just crazy work

— Dec 11, 2025 07:13AM

Em is 25% done

the most unrealistic thing in this book is TWO rookies scoring fifty goals in *2011* but i just read that they actually both scored 67 goals which makes this a hundred times funnier. i respect the toronto maple leaf haterism here so bad

— Dec 10, 2025 10:02PM

Em is 6% done

"Canada's hopes had been heaped onto his seventeen-year-old shoulders and he had let them all down." skill issue 🤷‍♀️

— Dec 09, 2025 12:22AM

Em is starting

currently taking bets on how normally i'll react to the end of this book, as a very normal montreal fan

— Dec 05, 2025 07:50PM