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Em
is 40% done
ilya asking shane to stay and making him a sandwich and stocking the fridge w the soda he likes. and then immediately telling him about the woman he's been hooking up with. that's just crazy work
— Dec 11, 2025 07:13AM
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Em
is 25% done
the most unrealistic thing in this book is TWO rookies scoring fifty goals in *2011* but i just read that they actually both scored 67 goals which makes this a hundred times funnier. i respect the toronto maple leaf haterism here so bad
— Dec 10, 2025 10:02PM
Em
is 14% done
"Do you feel pressure to outperform Shane Hollander this first season?" the interviewer asked.
"Who?"
i just know a tiktok edit w this soundbite would have done numbers in that universe
— Dec 09, 2025 09:50PM
"Who?"
i just know a tiktok edit w this soundbite would have done numbers in that universe
Em
is 6% done
"Canada's hopes had been heaped onto his seventeen-year-old shoulders and he had let them all down." skill issue 🤷♀️
— Dec 09, 2025 12:22AM
Em
is starting
currently taking bets on how normally i'll react to the end of this book, as a very normal montreal fan
— Dec 05, 2025 07:50PM
