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Morphing_kashi
is on page 151 of 452
“There are no servant girls in my house,” said Gu Yun, smiling. “All I have are a bunch of geezers and old maids. To be honest with you, the most beautiful person in the estate is probably yours truly. If you want to look at something pretty, you can look at me.”
He threw them a coquettish wink and laughed brightly, showing off a mouth full of perfect white teeth.
So humble
— Dec 10, 2025 01:47AM
He threw them a coquettish wink and laughed brightly, showing off a mouth full of perfect white teeth.
So humble
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Morphing_kashi
is on page 301 of 452
“Yifu, where does it hurt?”
Gu Yun knew he couldn’t hide it this time, so, flagrant shamelessness it was. He beckoned Chang Geng over. Chang Geng leaned in, face serious.
“It’s that time of the month,” Gu Yun said in a hushed voice. “My stomach is sore and bloated.”
🤣
— Dec 10, 2025 01:54AM
Gu Yun knew he couldn’t hide it this time, so, flagrant shamelessness it was. He beckoned Chang Geng over. Chang Geng leaned in, face serious.
“It’s that time of the month,” Gu Yun said in a hushed voice. “My stomach is sore and bloated.”
🤣
Morphing_kashi
is on page 171 of 452
Chang Geng mulled his words over for a long while. Then he asked, “So Yifu is saying that if I encounter a much stronger opponent, my chances of winning are higher if I step forward and engage than if I run away?”
Insert dark souls 'you died' meme
— Dec 10, 2025 01:49AM
Insert dark souls 'you died' meme
Morphing_kashi
is on page 115 of 452
“My head hurts—ow, ow, ow, it hurts so much it feels like it’s about to explode—Jiping-xiong, aside from you, there’s no one who can help me. How can you bear to betray me like this? [..]”
At that point, he clutched at his chest and collapsed onto the little couch stiff as a coffin board, playing dead. Why was he clutching at his chest when it was his head that hurt?
Shameless
— Dec 10, 2025 01:44AM
At that point, he clutched at his chest and collapsed onto the little couch stiff as a coffin board, playing dead. Why was he clutching at his chest when it was his head that hurt?
Shameless
Morphing_kashi
is on page 58 of 452
“The inimitable Curse of Wu’ergu. Undetectable and unbreakable… Someday, you will become the most powerful warrior the world has ever seen, but by then, you will no longer discern dream from reality… You will become a great lunatic—”
Geez woman, what do you have against this kid??
— Dec 10, 2025 01:42AM
Geez woman, what do you have against this kid??
Morphing_kashi
is on page 55 of 452
In the short span of his life, just over a dozen years, Xiu-niang had tried to kill him on multiple occasions. She had fed him poison, stabbed him with a knife, tied him to a horse and dragged him along…there had been times when she appeared to suddenly lose her mind and attempt to smother him with blankets in the middle of the night.
And he still stayed with her?!?
— Dec 10, 2025 01:41AM
And he still stayed with her?!?
