Semo’s Reviews > The Iliad: A New Translation by Caroline Alexander > Status Update

do we really need to write down every single excruciating detail of every single battle

why are we suddenly patroclus

how do all of them know all the hottest gossip about everyone

I am yet another random-ass-filler speech away from ending it all

if the 20 pages of lists of names didn't kill me, this 10 page speech might

all this because a man couldn't keep it in his pants, mind you