Status Update

Yana is 44% done

caleb has to be amon. because like, every man who has so much as shown interest in darcy or her past lives has been swiftly dealt with. the fact that caleb is alive proves that caleb is amon and amon is caleb

— Dec 10, 2025 08:05PM

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Yana’s Previous Updates

Yana is 93% done

can we please leave the dick and balls out of it for once

— Jan 01, 2026 06:23AM

Yana is 88% done

can he please stop saying lass it’s literally the most unsexy thing ever

— Jan 01, 2026 06:15AM

Yana is 85% done

i too have the same question to ask her. how well do you know him? and no, “i just know” isn’t a valid answer

— Jan 01, 2026 06:09AM

Yana is 82% done

“You. Hurt. Her," he screams, the sound of his roar turning into a physical blast that as soon as it reaches the first row of soldiers, transforms them into little else but goo on the ground.”

LMAOOOOO this is so goofy goodbye

— Jan 01, 2026 06:01AM

Yana is 76% done

WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING HER LASS

— Jan 01, 2026 05:39AM

Yana is 74% done

fucking over your dead daughter’s corpse is a new low i must say

— Jan 01, 2026 05:26AM

Yana is 67% done

is she serious… he confesses to killing her sister and she’s like well i guess you HAD to do it??? i hate her so much lmao

— Dec 31, 2025 09:55AM

Yana is 67% done

does she do anything on her own? lydia already wrote down a binding spell, amon unlocks the door, all she does it just walk down to find him. and it’s not even that hard. so lame. she does absolutely nothing to drive the plot forward

— Dec 31, 2025 07:08AM

Yana is 64% done

this may be a bit nitpicky but shouldn’t it be de Pio and not d’Pio. cause you know. pio starts with a consonant

— Dec 30, 2025 04:07AM

Yana is 63% done

reporting back to say i fucking hate lizzie. because it seems like she’s been consistently choosing a man over her own family and like sure, they suck but for a man you barely know??

— Dec 28, 2025 05:11PM