Otto’s Reviews > The Island of Last Things > Status Update

OH SHIT!!!! OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Sailor, you fucker.

Sailor you absolute piece of TRASH

Less than 100 pages to go and I'm 90% sure Sailor is going to end up dead by the end of this book. Not mad about it, though.

LOCKED ONE OF THEM IN AN ENCLOSURE? SAILOR YOU'RE INSANE.

Sailor, you are incredibly dumb. I hope the jaguar eats you.

I love being right. I love not trusting Sailor. I love that there's consequences to her actions and that other people are also not liking her. Birdie, I wish you were smarter and would hop on the train with us about it.

Sailor, did you feed your parents to the alligators??