Ashley’s Reviews > Murder at the Christmas Emporium > Status Update

did this fucker drug the hot chocolate

"He is using a red-and-white-spotted handkerchief to polish the top of his silver walking cane, and carries the self-satisfied air of a man who is Making an Entrance and knows it. Merry fights not to goggle at him. She feels strongly that people who dress eccentrically are desperate for you to stare, and that the worst thing you can do is give them what they want."

This sounds like a slasher lol but everything else about it says mystery so I guess we’ll see!