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Okay, this is coming together now.

These girls never learn. Use your brains, ladies!!

This is most likely going to be a 3.75 star book. I think it's because I'm not connecting to the characters at all, but the story is interesting.

I forgot my book at work last night so I started this. Pulled it straight out of the Aardvark box and started reading.

Okay, but where are the men and the bots? They would be there, too!

Zombie fungus ants but make it people. Thanks—my actual nightmare, RJB.

RJB always invents such unsettling murders.

Pretty sure the book is wanting me to question their methods.

Dolly!

This chapter is called Mills & Boon. VERY interested to see how sheep connect to Harlequin novels.

”I always love it when you put on a bit of swagger, Din.”

“Thank you, ma’am,” I said.

“Though I am sure you are aware you are not permitted to challenge citizens with swords, nor would your blood draw a cohort of justiciars here.”

“They don’t know that, ma’am.”

"Half of England is owned by just twenty-five thousand land owners, less than 1% of its population."

Gross.

Wool money 🤪 i don’t know why this is so funny to me

The thing with these books is that I am super interested in them while listening, and then I forget everything.

Super fast, super interesting listen.

So! Many! Hats!

Ooh, are we getting two floors in this one? There is way too much audiobook left.

wtfffffffff

"You can call me Pony if you want." 😭😭😭

The AI is losing it, but in an interesting (and creepy) way.

Annoyed this is so good because the author has chosen not to use quotation marks 😑😑

little stinky butt!!!!

Ugh, so close to the end, will finish at lunch.

Anyone who says this series isn't serious or political is an idiot. I just heard one of the best cases for not criminalizing drug use, and instead focusing on the root of the problem I've ever seen in a fictional book. And it was happening at the same time as the main characters were being attacked by coked out gnomes whilst driving a food truck in a race with, among others, a homicidal unicorn.

Chapter 57 did NOT disappoint. I’m crying laughing.

"I know she's a bad guy, but she's also my friend."