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am i supposed to feel bad for this dude rn, bc i def don't

I'm trying to imagine how this moment would have played for me if I lived in 1848 . . . it's really interesting to think about.

If she wasn't so kind about it, I would say Helen is a sanctimonious busybody.

Valiantly attempting to finish the Read Harder challenge this year. Calls for the first book in a middle grade duology, so here we are.

alternate title for this book would be A Plague of Men

Well, that was quick. I'm out. I have too many books to read to waste time on this.

I might feel a DNF coming, between the lisp and my inability to pay attention. I'll give it until the murder to catch me and then I'm out.

Interesting choice to hire an audiobook narrator with a lisp . . .

cue Sabrina Carpenter, "Manchild"

Early on, I thought I might DNF this or speed read it through, but it has me now. I actually think this would make a really good Christmas movie, probably better than in book form.

Wait, hold up. The TV show she runs is based on Sweet Valley High??? Game changer.

This is so fun and charming and heartwarming, I'm so glad I got it from Aardvark.

I knew I was going to want to watch all of these movies immediately and I was right.

Duncan Biscuits is a great cat name.

I really need to finally finish this. It's happening today.

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l-it-er-all-y noooothing but red flags, holy shit

This guy is a walking red flag.

did this fucker drug the hot chocolate

I actually saw that coming! Right away! You're slipping, Benjamin.