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how to give your soulmate a mental breakdown 101

ORBS????

to overwrite something to this degree has to be some kind of misdemeanor, surely

why didn’t the audiobook narrators agree how to pronounce character names before recording

you can’t just throw a snake at a bitch

girl where is your editor.

we’re wayyyyyy too comfortable using the word “masticate”

it’s not illegal to use words that already exist. we don’t have to make it ALL up.

now wtf are we doing here