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'You're very beautiful, by the way,' says Ian to Donna. 'For a police officer.'
'You'll see how beautiful I am if I ever have to arrest you,' says Donna.
'Well, not beautiful. But definitely attractive enough for round here.'
'Thank you for your time, Mr. Ventham,' says Chris, standing. 'If there's anything else, we'll be in touch. And if you ever need to tell me that I'm beautiful, you have my number.'
— Dec 11, 2025 02:18PM
'You'll see how beautiful I am if I ever have to arrest you,' says Donna.
'Well, not beautiful. But definitely attractive enough for round here.'
'Thank you for your time, Mr. Ventham,' says Chris, standing. 'If there's anything else, we'll be in touch. And if you ever need to tell me that I'm beautiful, you have my number.'
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There had been a schism in the Cryptic Crossword Club. Colin Clemence's weekly solving challenge had been won by Irene Dougherty for the third week running. Frank Carpenter had made an accusation of impropriety [which] had gained some momentum. The following day a profane crossword clue had been pinned to Colin Clemence's door, and, the moment he had solved it, all hell had broken loose.
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