dani’s Reviews > If Not for My Baby > Status Update

if you fall for this shit i’m gonna be so pissed.

👏🏾 , she’s finally fucking calling him tom. it was so weird for her to keep calling him by his last name after he already told her to stop.

she was supposed to know that the email was a typo and come hours before what she was told? don’t piss me off!

lmao i’m dumb as hell. i was like “lemme go listen to a hozier so i can understand the vibe. what’s that song i like?” it was nfwmb. am i stupid? nothing fucks with my baby — if not for my baby. duh! 🤦🏾‍♀️

to be fair i listen to the pitched up “lesbian” version and completely forget it’s his song.

he’s 6’6”, irish and his stage name is his last name. that is all the facts i know about hozier (from googling it 5 seconds ago) and it’s true about halloran. this is weird. real people fanfiction isn’t obvious to me because i don’t know a damn thing about any celebrity. i’ve only listened to like 3 hozier songs so i don’t know if these titles are his vibe.

here we go. i’m trying this book again in a better mood (not true, i am in a terrible mood) i’ll give it 5 chapters.